Here are some of my favorite Allen quotes!
You can't... keep doing this, Chief. I thought I was going to have a heart attack.
...Geez, they just don't know when to quit! It's not like I don't want to... I just...can't.
If something were to happen to you, I don't know what I'd do.
Oh? ...Duh! I forgot to ask her out after work!
What do you mean? Of course I'm traumatized! Chief, that was really uncalled for. Do you think that I'm an emotionless android? For you to even think that is the most traumatizing thing of all!
Are you sure? If something's bothering you, I'd be more than happy to listen…
And once again, "It's nothing".
...She was crying, wasn't she? I think that's only the second time I've ever seen her cry… No matter what happens, she never shares her pain with anyone… It's times like these when I'm reminded that I'm nothing but a subordinate to her. I... I wish I could take her tears away... Maybe... ...someday.
Oh, yeah, take a look. What do you think of this pose?! I look pretty cool, don't I? I really hit off with this person! He's teaching me right now. Umm, what's the matter?
Oh, sure, why would I want to miss out on the fun? Besides, it's not like you ever listen to me…
Ah, no! Nothing! I'd accompany you to the very depths of hell!
There is definitely something wrong with her today.
Please don’t say you’ll go by yourself. I’ll go with you.
Ah, Chief! You’re not busy, are you? If it’s okay with you I—
Ah, I see. It’s very romantic this time of... Wait, Miltia?!
Oh man. Why did I have to fall for somebody like her? Hey, Chief! Wait up!
Ch…chief. Is it me, or are you a bit too excited about this? (Did I hand her a stimulant instead of a sedative?)
Oh man, this is nuts!
Well, it’s all part of being a man! And the power of love!
You can say that again! It’s too much for a quiet engineer. I wanna take a nice long vacation.